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Welcome folks...our first The STYLESMATIC-SHOW-INTERVIEW SEESION of 2004...HAPPY new year everybody.... today we have with us our man on a mission.... truthfully one of the funniest and realest man on NE.... Welcome to the high table Mr. Chukwuemeka aka MEKUS....

Styles: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NEOSCAR AWARD?…
Mekus: It's crap!
Okay, on serious note, it's something new, even though you stole the idea from Plat 2, but yours has more substance than hers.
Styles: The idea was not stolen from anybody...The award commenced since 2002.... Platinum recently joined the NE late 2003.... Get your fact right...

Styles: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO WIN THE MEMBER WITH ADHD AWARD
Mekus: F##K all those who voted me in as ADHD. i.e., I feel nada

Styles: YOU ALSO WON THREAD DERAILER, PLS COMMENT ON THIS
Mekus: What can I say? I deserve that one and I will take it with pride. If anyone starts nonsense thread, like Abike, DDU, Plat, and all other nonsense thread starters, I will not hesitate to derail their thread. On real note, I do it just to entertain NE family since this is entertainment shit or site

Styles: WHO DO YOU FIND TO BE MENTALLY ATTRACTIVE ON NE THAT YOU WOULDN'T MIND DATING?...EXPLAIN
Mekus: You said mentally attractive not physically attractive right? In that case, I would say Lawstudent because I know what she is going thru "mentally." I have been there done that, thus, we can relate in that level.

Styles: IN DETAILS, DESCRIBE YOUR OPINION ON PLATINUM…
Mekus: She is a wanna be b###h and she is clueless about real life. But on serious note, I don't know her that much except that her posts in NE sound as if she uses her anus to think instead of using her brain. But what I think about her is probably that she was abused when she was a kid and she just come here in NE to release his frustration but inside her she may be a good little child.

Styles: CONSENSUS (LY)…MOST WOMEN DON'T REACH ORGASM DURING INTERCOURSE…DO YOU HAVE ANY SOLUTION FOR THIS?
Mekus: Yes I do have solution. While you are fucking her, you should butt F##K her at the same time with sex tool or if you are cheap to get a sex tool use banana or your fingers. Now you got the answer! You know what to do tonight with her.

Styles: WHY THE NAME MEKUS?...
Mekus: My brother and I used to own a transportation company called MEK US Enterprises. We used to ship cars and other properties to African countries especially from USA to Nigeria until I changed a line of business and we sold the company to this dude from Ghana. But MEK comes from Emeka and US= USA

Styles: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS USE THE "FCUK YOU" AVATAR?
Mekus: Because I don't feel like typing Fcuk. Next question!

Styles: DID YOU EXPERIENCE ANY GAY ACTIVITIES AMONG YOUR ARMY PEOPLE IN YOUR BATTALION?
Mekus: F##K you. That is an insult. I was not in Army. I was in the Marines, get it right, sucker! Anyway, in the military the policy is DON'T ASK DON'T TELL ("DADT"). Personally I didn't see any gay activities in my battalion. They may be some, but it would be in down low because the Military would stick military boots up in your ass if you violate the policy DADT.

Styles: ARE YOU SUPERIOR IN RANKING TO ODA555?
Mekus: yes. ODA555 supposed to salute me if we are in Military uniform and answer "sir" to me when I talk to him.

Styles: IN 10 SENTENCES, EXPLAIN TO US YOUR GRUESOME EXPERIENCES IN IRAQ?
Mekus: U don't ask that to a veteran because it regenerates all the nightmares and shit that I had forgotten already. Moreover, some of the shit that happened there is top secrets. I could disappear tonight if I tell you things that US government has not disclose to the public and since my fellow comrades are still in the war front and are dying day in day out, let me respect them and limit my comment to only few things. I saw a buddy blown up by a line mine to the point that we couldn't distinguish any part of his body except his head. Of course there were dead Iraqis littering the streets and no one cares to bury them. Oh the most gruesome experience was when I cheated death during six hours continuous fight at Baghdad University where my team lost the highest number in one day, four dead Marines and 10 wounded Devil Dogs (You see, I said Marines/Devil Dogs not Army), but we didn't leave that University campus until we silenced the Iraqi soldiers who occupied the campus. Okay, that is it for you based on the reason I stated above. (hehehe I don't have time for ten sentences for you)

Styles: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAVE SEX?…
Mekus: This morning before I went to court.

Styles: WHAT IS A GOOD PUSSY TO YOU?
Mekus: Warm, wet, clean and tight.

Styles: HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS AT THE SAME TIME?...
Mekus: Yes, in Japan.

Styles: ARE YOU SURE YOU WERE NOT SODOMIZED WHEN AT WAR IN IRAQ?
Mekus: You are an idiot. You are lucky we are not in NY City I would have called those officers who "sodomized" that dude from Haiti to pay you a visit tonight. When we are in war we fight and whatever you do after the war is your business

Styles: WHAT's YOUR FIRST NAME?
Mekus: Chukwuemeka

Styles: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS SEX WORD "SANTORIUM"?
Mekus: Yes, since you started these interviews

Styles: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ON YOUR MOST MEMORABLE DAY SO FAR ON EARTH…?
Mekus: When my bulletproof vest stopped a bullet that would have sent me to my grave.

Styles: DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL WOMAN?
Mekus: An independent career woman (no nurse please) who is 5'10" and up, long hair, nice breast, nice ass, and knows how to F##K and cook.

Styles: TELL US YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST (MUSIC)…ARTIST (MOVIE)?
Mekus: Music: Sonny Okusun
Movie: Halle Berry

Styles: IN DETAILS, WHAT CAN WE IN DIASPORA DO TO HELEP NIGERIA CONDITION?...
Mekus: We should take back our country by going back there and do something instead of leaving in a one-bedroom apartment off New York Avenue and complain that Nigeria is bad. Who would change it if it is not you and I?

Styles: WHERE IN NIGERIA IS YOUR HOMETOWN(where ya papa hailed from)?...
Mekus: Ogwa in Mbaitolu LGA. It is about 15 minutes drive from downtown Owerri.

Styles: WHAT IS THE BEST NAIJA MOVIES YOU'VE EVER SEEN?...NAME THE LEAD ACTOR AND ACTRESS?…
Mekus: One Dollar. I don't know the actor or actress names.

Styles: WHICH KINDA LAWYER ARE YOU?
Mekus: Civil litigation, Criminal and real estate law. I do immigration and family law by the side just to help the Nigerian community in my DC and MD. THAT REMINDS ME, IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW BOUGHT A TICKET FROM TRANSATLANTIC AIRLINES TO NIGERIA, PLEASE CONTACT ME BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO INITIATE A CLASS LAWSUIT AGAINST THE AIRLINE ON BEHALF OF NIGERIANS WHOM THEIR TICKETS WERE CANCELLED IN BOTH NYC AND DULLES AIRPORT.

Styles: WHAT ADVICE DO YOU HAVE FOR PROSPECTIVE LAWYERS?
Mekus: Take Kaplan Course before you take LSAT Exam and before you apply to any law school research on the school's background like their Bar passing rate and their Alumni network. When in law school, study and try to stay on top 25% of your class or you would limit your chance of working for AV law firms.

Styles: VENT ABOUT ANYTHING YOU WANT?…
Mekus: I want to b###h slap SLICK so bad, he would have a free dentist check up just as Saddam had recently.

Styles: HOW WAS YOUR CHRISTMAS?
Mekus: It was nice in the beginning. Parry three days back to back from Dec 25 until Dec 27th until my long time friend succumbed to cancer two days ago. May his soul rest in peace. Apart from that, everything is fine

Styles: WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN PLAN FOR 2004?
Mekus: Proposed to the chosen one and plan the wedding for 2005

Styles: TELL ME YOUR OPINION ON DTEE?
Mekus: I think she is fuckable or screwable. On real note, she looks like a nice person even though she does not like me. But I don't have anything against her. It is all entertainment..

Mekus: Mehn, U ask damn too much kweshion. Don't you know that I am in my office? I am out...
Styles: mehn, shut the hell-up...you already answered all those damn questions...

That's it folks...coming up for your view is the Stylesmatic-Show-The Interview Session with KHAMILEON...the original pimp don Juan...

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