| Occasion |
Do |
Do Not |
| Wedding |
Wear
pastel colors that look pleasant |
Wear
too much black |
| Adult
Birthday |
Wear
upscale looking clothes |
Wear
too tight for you clothes |
| Kid's
Birthday |
A
suit or long dress. Makes you look like the adult |
Short
skirts, remember the kids are not as tall as you and chances are
they can see up your skirt |
| Church |
White,
that color is clean |
Big
hats .. the person behind you wants to see the sermon too |
| Night
club |
Sexy
clothes.. You do want to get noticed |
Uncomfortable
shoes.. If you plan on doing any dances |
| Family
reunion |
Simple
but classy clothes |
Wear
something you bought at the local adult fantasy shop |
| Bar |
Wear
revealing cloths but leave something for the imagination |
Wear
the dress your great granny left to you when she passed. |